Thursday 16 May 2013

Tips for Being A Nice Guy by @9jawhisperer

Who ever said “Nice Guys finish last” wasn’t lying. Being a nice guy is forever filled with let downs, its a cycle. You meet a girl, she says you’re “different” and you give her ALL that attention and love. She holds out on sex with you (even though everybody else has been pumping her like a blowup bed) she fills you with sappy B.S. like “I think you may be the one “and “you’re so nice to me”.  All is well, until….all of a sudden…she stops hitting you up so much. Days go by and it slowly turns into the point where she wont even text you but once a day anymore. No more hearts in text, no more playful flirting, it’s too late for you to realize it… but she got bored with you. You were too nice, and women love a chase… a thrill. If you treat her like you love her from the jump then shes gonna tell herself in her crazy, confused woman mind, that you’re boring, you may even come off as clingy to her. Shes gone. So you go out and you find another girl to give all that love and attention to. Truth is its going to keep happening to you until the women you talk to are ready to settle out of their hoe phase and find a husband. If you are a nice guy my advice to you is:
1:) Be more mysterious- Don’t show her how much you like her from the jump, make her work for it. I know its hard but if you don’t want her to think of you as clingy you have to develop some self control.

2:) Don’t put all of your eggs into one basket- If your a nice guy there are going to be a lot of women who will find your personality less attractive the more they are with you, its just nature. Have multiple options, and that doesn’t mean be a player. Just have your eye on more than one girl. This will help you seem less clingy because you’ll have more females to talk to when she doesn’t text back or ignores you for awhile

3:) Most importantly CONTINUE TO BE YOURSELF!- Nice guys may finish last when your young, but when she’s ready to find a soul mate that “asshole” routine wont work. Shes going to need someone who can show her real love and affection and only show it to her. That’s you Bro.
Take this knowledge I just dropped on you and use it to your advantage! No more being ignored, nomore nights of champagne and Take care by Drake. Go out and get whats yours.

Friday 22 March 2013

11 Lines Guys Use To Get Sex From ladies

1. THE ‘TRUE LOVE’ APPROACH: ‘If you love me, you will let me.’

2.THE LOGICAL APPROACH: ‘I thought we are going to get married’

3.THE BIG SHOT APPROACH: ‘Girls are standing by in line to date me.You are a lucky person, you know’

4.THE SITUATIONAL APPROACH: ‘Everybody is doing it’. ‘Times have changed’

5.THE THREAT APPROACH: ‘If you don’t, I will date some else’

6.THE PROMISE, PROMISE APPROACH: ‘You will not get pregnant.Even if you do, I promise to care for you.We will get married’

7.THE GUILT APPROACH: ‘I am so tensed up I can’t stand it! You led me on. You can’t stop now. I have got to have it!”

8.THE FLATTERY APPROACH: ‘You have such a gorgeous body that I can hardly control myself!’

9.THE ABNORMAL APPROACH: ‘What is the matter with you?Are you frigid or something?’

10.THE SYMPATHY APPROACH: ‘Nobody but you understands me.Everybody is against me.All i need is you to help me, and everything will be ok’ or ‘You poor little girl. Nobody has loved you as I do. Let me show you real love, right now, at the back seat of this car’

11.THE INTELLECTUAL APPROACH: He is an excellent conversationalist who can wow you with phrases and ideas. Here the guy promotes heavy ‘think’ sessions regarding sex. He doesnt ‘do’ anything at first – just get you in the habit of verbalizing sex.

SOUNDS FAMILIAR?….NOW YOU KNOW…BE SINGLE BUT NOT silly.

Monday 11 March 2013

Boy sends bottle of sperm to girl to declare his love for her. Gets arrested after she mistakes it for moisturiser



Cameron Diaz in There's Something About Mary
Hair raising: Cameron Diaz sports an unusual hairstyle thanks to Ben Stiller in There’s Something About Mary (Picture: Paramount Pictures)
An amorous Nigeria student decided to declare his love for a girl by sending her a bottle of his sperm in a scene reminiscent of Cameron Diaz’s hit movie There’s Something About Mary.
But he was arrested after she mistook the gift for moisturiser, which she applied to her face and promptly called the police.
According to a report in The Sun, besotted Tobe with twitter handle @Towbay, 22, apologised and was forced to pay the teenage girl #30,000 compensation.
The ‘victim’ of his affections, chika, 19, had rubbed half the fluid on to her face before she asked her flatmate why it smelled so strange.
Tobe, said: ‘I love her so much but she didn’t know it and I didn’t know how to tell her, so I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love.
‘Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way.’
In the meantime, she might be advised to avoid any surprise gifts of hair gel.

Sunday 10 March 2013

"A touching love story that 'll make u cry"





10th Grade:-
As I sat there in English class,
I stared at the girl next to me.
She was my so called 'best friend'.
I stared at her long, silky hair,
and wished she was mine.
But she didn't notice me like that,
and I knew it.
After class,
she walked up to me and asked me for
the notes she had missed the day before.
I handed them to her.She said 'thanks'
and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her, I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
 

11th grade:- The phone rang. On the other end,
it was her. She was in tears,
mumbling on and on about how
her love had broke her heart.
She asked me to come over
because she didn't want to be alone, So I did.
As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her
soft eyes, wishing she was mine.
After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie,
and three bags of chips,
she decided to go home.
She looked at me, said 'thanks'
and gave me a kiss
on the cheek..I want to tell her,
I want her to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
 

Senior year:-
One fine day she walked to my locker.
"My date is sick" she said,
"hes not gonna go" well,
I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade,
we made a promise that
if neither of us had dates,
we would go together just as 'best friends'.
So we did.
That night, after everything was over,
I was standing at her front door step.
I stared at her as She smiled at me
and stared at me with her crystal eyes.
Then she said- "I had the best time, thanks!"
and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
 

Graduation:- A day passed, then a week, then a month.
Before I could blink, it was graduation day.
I watched as her perfect body
floated like an angel
up on stage to get her diploma.
I wanted her to be mine-but
she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it.
Before everyone went home,
she came to me in her smock and hat,
and cried as I hugged her.
Then she lifted her head from my shoulder
and said- 'you're my best friend,
thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
 

Marriage:-
Now I sit in the pews of the church.
That girl is getting married now.
and drive off to her new life,
married to another man.
I wanted her to be mine,
but she didn't see me like that,
and I knew it.
But before she drove away,
she came to me and said 'you came !'.
She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
 

Death:-
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin
of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'.
At the service, they read a diary entry
she had wrote in her high school years.
This is what it read:
'I stare at him wishing he was mine,
but he doesn't notice me like that,
and I know it.
I want to tell him,
I want him to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love him but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
I wish he would tell me he loved me !
.........'I wish I did too...'
 

I thought to my self, and I cried.

Saturday 9 March 2013

DIARIES OF A SEXUALLLLY ACTIVE MIND PART2

"no be small thing o!" Adamawa state is one of the most beautiful places in naija- beautiful landscape (me on holidayz), lofty mountains, wonderful vegetation, friendly people, and drop-dead sexy women(thanks to the absence of shari'ah). The ladies r even sexier than yoruba n itsekiri girls(no offense). As a mix blood(igbo + wafi= 2 of the sharpest nigerians), i no dull myself. Adamawa ladies have large round eyes, wide hips, enormous yansh, big succulent bobbi, beautiful small voices, black thick lustrous hair, an open mind to learn, a frankness bordering on innocence, . They are everything a man would ask for. , I chilled in Yola for a week. In the neighbourhood where i chilled(G.R.A JIMETA) there was a liberian lady whose shop was an extension of her house. I spent no time warming up to she and her sister-in-law(who was one of the first adamawa ladies i met) One good thing about me be say i sabi make people laugh wellu wellu. This is one of the tings whey i dey use catch girls . Ok so i made this Liberian lady (who was herself a fat jolly good fellow herself) and her sister laugh so much. Oh boy! See laugh for her shop that first day. After almost an hour of fun n jokes, we got serious and the Fat jolly madam began telling me about the Liberian civil war n how she survived it and fled to Naija to start a new life. Man! It was sure a gory tale. I stayed till late in the shop that day(11pm). The next day, cos i was lonely(i was the only person staying in the 3bedroom bungalow belonging to a family friend in Yola), my feet led me back to that jolly lady's shop. After chopping 3indomie n one boiled egg n stepping down with iced pure water, my belle begin sweet me again o. Na so i begin open my mouth dey tell joke abt lagos n wafi life. Na so laugh begin again. Yak! Yak! Yak! Everybody begin laugh(the woman's husband dey there sef. Him too dey laugh die). Na im people dey come dey buy things, stay small, laugh, and go. The pretty quiet sister-in-law dey there sef and she dey laugh small small(she is kinda shy). Small time the shop floor come dirty, na so the sister-in-law carry broom begin sweep the shop. Note that all this time, i no too send the lady o cos i was too busy having fun. As the SIL, (Patience) is her name, begin sweep, na so all her bobbi begin show for her low-cut blowse. I no come know wetin carry my eye go there, but staring back at me were wonderful, light-in-complexion, succulent bobbis. Oh boy i quickly remove my eye o, make nobody know say i dey look the lady bobbi. She sweep come my side n the bobby dey just within my arm's reach. Wetin man go do nah? With corner eye, i dey look d 2 half-clad bobbi, with the other corner eye i dey tell my joke without breaking a pause. Na the sight of that bobbi make me do all the things whey i do for adamawa o! Ladies! Una wicked o!So my people, na so everything dey go smoothly. Oh boy! Na so d bobbi come dey glued to my memory. Oh boy as i dey tell my joke dey go, my penpe come dey rise small small cos 3wks of camp life no make me do anything. Na jeans i wear so nobody notice am. Na im my mouth come tire to talk, the jolly lady come put one action film for the dvd whey dey her shop(war flick "jarhead" starring jamie foxx). Na so we dey watch dey go na, the j.lady dey relate the film with the Liberian war. All this time half my mind dey the film n the lady's talk,d other half of my mind dey Patience, who was sitting quietly on a stool, only rising occassionally to attend to customers. Guys, u don notice say na after u don see a girl body part whey supposed dey covered, na that time u go begin become interested? . Na so e do me o. I don dey very interested. After d film finish, i was very drowsy n decided to get some shuteye so i went home n got some sleep. All this time the bobbi still day my mind, and no be only the bobbi. I don notice say patience yansh dey very inviting n her eyes were kinda lovely,nice flat stomach n womanly hips, blah.blah. That evening, my waka waka leg lead me go the shop: 1. To buy my dinner, 2. Patience of course 3. Try to toast her small. Na so i go the shop o. As e go blow for me, the madam don commot go make dinner for the house. Patience dey with d woman small 2yrs old son. As a sharp man, na opportunity be dis n it comes but once. I just dey make d barbie laugh small small, dey take style ask her for her data(fone no., boyfriend,etc). She gave me the number n told me she had a boyfriend(one silly malo boy whey dey come track am sometimes. I send that one? ). Na so i come dey take style dey flatter am small small o. Oh boy! See as she just dey blush. She's shy n quiet but soo pretty n sexy. She no fit even look my face. Thank goodness say na sidon i sidon cos my junior man don dey almost fully erect n was crying for food. I no dey too forward o. I just dey take am cool n suave, the babe just dey happy dey smile. The 2yr old kid was all this while playing with a little puppy of their's named bobby(coincidence ). After i don yarn 4 like 30mins, madam come show but she no suspect anything. Eureka! I got the fone no. at least. So i got her no. n continued my normal routine of joking n jisting. Guys, if u can get a lady's no, then the deed is half done. The phone no. Is very important. Ok, so before i left for the night i bought 300nir celtel (still celtel then) credit from the madam. I hope u all know wot the credit was for. Thank goodness she used celtel as well . That day was like tuesday or wednesday, i cant remember. That night i called her and "made love" to her with the call. The koko of the issue be say i wan make she come visit me for my house the next day but she told me that she couldnt cos she would be very busy. I begged and begged but she still refused o. I went to the shop daily, used my body n eye language when her SIL was around n direct toasting when not around. Omo! The barbie no gree till friday evening when i literally dragged her to my crib. We just stayed outside the compound and chatted n laughed cos she refused to enter inside. (as if she knew my plans ). After like 30mins she stood up to take her leave, i held her hands and asked her if she would come over tomorrow(sat). She replied that she didnt know n dat she would try. My next move was crucial. My j.thomas was stiff n stout bt thank goodness it was quite dark. I touched her cheek n laughed n Hey presto! She didnt shy away but just giggled. I controlled myself n walked her back to her sisters shop. Long story short, i called her that night n followed up. I told her that i needed her to come n help me to cook cos i couldnt(an obvious lie). Around 5 pm d next day she came over n told me that she could stay only for 20mins cos she was busy. Waka uba n ki! Aradu ya buge ki! This saturday was my last day cos i was going to Ganye on monday. She cooked spag n sardine jollof. After cooking she wanted to go n believe me i BEGGED her to join me in the meal until she did. While she was washing by the sink, i acted out the scene i had played over n over in my mind for the past few days. I started rubbing her upper arms which were thankfully bare cos she was on sleeveless. She told me to stop it but she could not really prevent me cos of the soap on her hands. Oh boy! Her body soft die! From there i hugged her from behind n began to nibble her ears. She began to giggle n protest but with a gleeful voice. Guys try this cos it freaks ladies out. na so e be o. I graduate from ear go bobbi o. She don wash plate finish n as man pikin body begin sweet,the barbie come dey remove my hand small small, all the while she was feebly fighting my hands n saying "stop it now" ***, "i want to go home cos my sister wants me im the shop." For my mind i say, "yor father yansh. E don blow for you today." guys if she didnt want it she would have slapped me with her soapy hand n left or removed a knife from the dish rack n chooked me for belle. . Long story short. I managed to get her into my room n started kissing n rubbing her already hard nippples thru her cloth. I remember vividly that while kissing n rubbing d bobbi,anytime i squeezed on the nippple, she stopped kissing me and breathed out deeply thru her mouth. This was soo damn sexy and it turned me on the more. Long story short, she was still feebly protesting when i took off her top n her bra. Damn! Ladies u r beautiful! She didnt have d medium sized bosoms i tot she had after all. She was huge! I dunno if its their bras or woteva ladies to make their breastes look small when they r dressed. But she was huge. Ladies! I repeat u r beautiful- she had large dark aeroelas despite her light coloured skin. Oh boy! Right now my thing dey stand o cos all the memories are coming back. Na im ur guy begin suck n squeeze bobbi o. Let me spare u guys the raunchy details, Or make i talk am? cos the memory dey come back small small. Make talk am? Sorry i go self-service, i mean i go baff. I no self-service o, na just baff i baff only. No self-service-baffing. . ok i go talk d yama yama whey happen. D barbie don dey on heat cos being a medic, i understand the human anatomy n its reactions to stimulus. . She dey kiss me as i dey use one hand press and squeeze bobbi n nippples n the other to rub her half exposed laps(she was wearing a knee-length skirt).All this time she had stopped protesting abt going home. Yeye girl. Ladies eh! Una too dey form! After some time when my j.thomas wan kill me from pressing against my jeans, i commot d trouser fast n remain d boxers. I come commot the j.tho hang am on top the waistband of the boxers. I dey stand while she sidon on top bed. I carry the kini kan and give am make she suck. She no wan even look am she just dey do shy shy turn her face away. I come sidon for bed come dey beg am. Long tori short. She gree give me the beeejay. But she said in sweet small voice, "i dont know how to do it well." trust me, whisperer 1 of amaekpu, Ohafia, ndi igbo nwanne'm. WHISPERER 1 of sapele, warri kingdom: i love bjay pass anything. As d barbie fine reach, na true she talk o! Come see d yeye beeejay whey she dey give me. She just dey do am like all those pornoo actresses. Abeg una, make u no use film learn fuckin o! Na acting dem dey act. DONT make a guy enjoy bjay by trying to swallow the penis. Just use your mouth suck or tickle the penis head n under the head. Thats all you need to do to make a guy cum. She dey use her tongue n teeth give me bjay o. Instead make i enjoy am,the thing dey pain and tickle me gaga o. Oh boy! When i no fit take am again i burst laughter o. The barbie come dey laugh her own shy n embarrassing laugh. See 4k up. No biggie cos nothing spoil. I commot the barbie skirt n pant. She dey very shy o. Na im me sef come commot boxers n shirt o. Na Unclad we come Unclad. See the barbie kpaykus as e hairy die! Na im i begin kiss n suck again. After sometime of kissing n sucking, i put my finger for the kpaykus n begin insert am go the geespot. Guys go for the geespot cos its more lubricated n less irritable than the clitoris. Na im d barbie body begin move small small. I dey finger n at the same time dey suck bobbi. ------------------------------------------------ TO BE CONTINUED

Tuesday 12 February 2013

Diary of a sexually active mind: Conclusion

She sounded angry but didn't look it. She was calm and stared over my shoulders as she spoke.

"You want to sell me out on a platter of free s'e'x isn't it".

Busted!

"Where is she hiding?" She asked.

"She isn't hiding, she insisted on seeing you, I had to come out and meet you first and inform you of her intentions before allowing her to see you". I tried to explain.

"Honestly, I wasn't going to allow her see you if you didn't approve of it".

She looked at me for a long time. It was hard to tell what her emotions were. She looked calm and cool.

"You said you wanted five minutes with me before going back home. Is this why you wanted to see me?", she asked.

"Not exactly. I wanted to first apologize to you for my silly actions. I don't think I can face ibieme nor your parents. You are the only one I can seek atonement with".

"You don't have to apologize, your apologies are not going to make any difference, are they?", she asked.

"Not really, but I will have rest knowing you have forgiven me".

"Forgive you? If I do forgive you, what of ibi? Flox? What happens to them?".

A car honked at us, and I realized we were standing at the entrance of the shopping centre. We moved.

"Let's go inside", I pleaded.

" I prefer we go to the back" she answered and we moved to the back of the centre. It was also used as a parking lot.

She handed me the bag as she said, "don't get me wrong. I don't have anything against you. I was hurt not because of your actions with me, but because of the way my parents took it. It really pained them, and flox".

Who cares about flox!

"Anyway, its all over now. You can have a safe trip tomorrow".

"Thanks emon", I said. "But you need to hear what Margaret has to say".

I was expecting a harsh reaction from why, but she was calm and relaxed.

"Why should I hear anything she has to say?"

"Because she wants to make amends with you emon, she is dying slowly inside, she has been tormenting herself for months now because of her actions. She has admitted her wrong doing, and she wants forgiveness".

She was silent. So I continued.

"If you could have the heart to come out and meet me even after that incidence, why can't you just hear her out?". I asked.

"She told you the story?", she asked me.

"Yes, all of it. And she's really sorry about it all".

"She told you about the video?".

"Yea"

"Did she also tell you how she went further to sleep with the same boyfriend she asked me to leave?"

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Now I'm lost. I tried not to look startled. It was dark already and my face was not totally visible.

- That b.I.t.c''h used me! I will strangle her when I get hold of how. How could she? And here was I trying to play the devil's advocate -

"I didn't sleep with essien".

It was Margaret's voice from one of the dark corners. That b'I't.ch surely knows how to sneak around like a cat.

"Emon, you have to believe me, I never slept with Essien".

She made an appearance, she was approaching us gradually from behind. Her face was now visible. I could see tears in her eyes. She was walking slowly towards us, as if Emon might be startled and run away.

"Please emon, listen to what I have to say, I never slept with Essien".

"Liar!". I was startled at the anger in emon's voice. The voice was thunderous as it echoed in my ears.

"Fifteen years of friendship and you think I will lie to you with tears in my eyes emon, look into my eyes, and believe me, I never slept with essien".

I tried looking into her eyes to see if there was something else there emon was supposed to see that will make her believe Margaret, but I saw only tears. More tears than I could stand.

"I didn't sleep with essien, and never intended for that video incidence to happen. It was all a mistake emmy, it was a mistake".

Emon was actually listening to this. Its a good sign, at least, Margaret had audience with emon, something she's never had for months.

Emon started speaking in their native language while Margaret replies. The tone of the conversation was harsh at first, but with time, emon's tone started getting soft. I stayed and monitored the event just to make sure no one tears another's throat. In between the native language, I could pick out words and few phrases like: selfish, stranded, love, get lost, sorry, mistake etc. I kept listening hard to know where the conversation is headed to.

Suddenly, emon broke down and started crying, Margaret moved closer to her, held her in her arms and hugged her.
"Sorry babe, I'm really sorry". Margaret said as she kissed her lightly on the forehead.

Ahah! So fast!

They held each other for a long time. Then emon broke loose. She looked better now, she was calm and could afford a smile. She looked at me and smiled again, looking down and moving her legs uneasily as if she was shy.

"Its ok babe, we'll be alright". Margaret held her hand and kissed her on the lips.

Wow, I need to venture into marriage counseling, I could make money from couples like these.

"Let's go celebrate", emon said. I've never seen her this free and easygoing.

"I don't want to miss the Akon show", I said.

"Akon will come on stage later in the night, after all those backyard musicians are through performing". Margaret said.

Emon pulled her lightly on the ear and joked about her labeling upcoming artist as backyard musicians. Margaret screamed lightly and slapped her a'r's.e and ran off. Emon pursued as both giggled away.

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We strolled to the cultural centre to 'kill' time before heading to the stadium. The two held hands as we strolled to the place. They talked and laughed and talked and laughed more. It was both in the native language and english. They seem perfect for each other. They hardly noticed me. I was neglected at the background. I didn't border one bit.

I was busy being amazed at how conditions can change in a twinkle of an eye. Just few minutes ago, they were shouting at each other at the shopping centre, now they can't seem to leave each other's side. I was the antivirus they needed! I have successfully scanned and removed all corrupt files in emon's hard disk. I have restored and healed some of these files just like a McAffee would do. I have deleted the badly affected files and created more partitions for easy management of files. Its obvious that the system is working perfectly now as shown in the giggles and smiles being displayed anytime Margaret feels emon's a'r'se.

I felt a little jealous at the new lovers, damn! That's two a'r's'es that were meant to be enjoyed by men! How could they ever be satisfied with themselves, how could they experience the ultimate satisfaction of a strong and warm d'c'kk. What could replace the feel of a man's pelvic muscles against their thighs as he rams into them. I pitied them. They will never find true satisfaction in their lifestyle. They can be happy, they can be contented, but never will they experience an explosive or'g'a's'm that would make them sleep off like a baby. Never will they feel the sensation of multiple o'r'g'as.m.

They are depriving themselves of a natural gift endowed on men to make women moan and scream.

This is a big loss to the men's world.

We got to the cultural centre and I sighted an Atm at the corner. I excused myself and rushed to make some withdrawals. I don't feel comfortable without cash, even when there seems to be no urgent need for it.

I finished with the withdrawal and joined them. They were still holding hands as we walked into the cultural centre.

There was a beehive of activities at the centre. It was crowded with people, eating, drinking, dancing, shopping and lots more. There were agents meeting us at the walkway, trying to briefly advertise their particular stand.
"Hello", they will beckon at you, "let me take you to a nice place where you can relax. We have ice cream, shawama, assorted drinks, pepersoup and so on".

we settled at a joint Margaret seem to be familiar with. She made her order and few minutes later, we were served with three big fishes that I swore could swallow a new born comfortably. The fishes were roasted and still intact. It could measure up to 50 meters long and 12 inches wide. I wondered how big the fish would have been if it was alive. They were served in large tray pans with local source, vegetable salad and roasted ripe plantains. They served us very chilled palm wine to wash it down. The palm wine was chilled to sub zero temperature, sweet, refreshing and fresh. I couldn't help but request for more of it.

Emon and Margaret were busy feeding each other with chunks of fish and plantain. They really have a lot of catch up to do, I thought to myself.

After the meal, we headed to a games section and played bowling. It was hard to concentrate with the amount of palm wine I consumed.

We headed back to the stadium for the Akon show.

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Emon took us to one of the gates where I suspected she knew someone who could let us in without the stress of queuing and searching. It worked. We entered the stadium just in time to watch the salsa dancers from brazil perform. It was a nice performance, although I wasn't a salsa fan. I just watched the half Unclad girls in admiration, wondered what those a'r'r's'es could be like if I f'u'ckked them. I wouldn't mind keeping my d'ickk inside while she does some salsa hips movement on it.

Some other local artist and comedians performed.

Then the salsa dancers from trinidad and tobago caught my attention. They used sound tracks from some Nigerian songs and did nice salsa dance. The atmosphere was intense as this particular group charged up everywhere with their numerous drums, bands, tambourine and other musical instruments.
Emon and Margaret were dancing closely with each other. Emon was all smiles and seems to be happy. I love the fact that she was happy.

Then Akon came on stage, it was electrifying! Crowd cheered and cheered and tried to move towards the front stage. The security guys were having a hard time trying to control the crowd. Whistles where blown, claps and screams! Those hanging outside the stadium where trooping en masse to watch the live performance.

You did his "put the blame on me" and the crowd went frenzy! Screams of Akon filled the stadium. People where pushing and tugging, a small group gathered in a spot right beside us. There must have been a misunderstanding which led to some fights. The security was trying to get to the spot but the crowd was just much. I was watching the small fight, and all of a sudden, Akon was in a large ballon, rolling towards the scene of the fight!

Oh my goosssshhhh!!! The ballon was soo big and was reflecting the orange color of the stage light. People were rushing in the direction of the balloon! It was a sight to behold. I thought there would be stampede and people may loose their lives. The balloon was rolling all over the stadium and finally found its way back on stage.
Akon was out and singing again.

After his performance, Emon said she was tired and needs to rest. It was getting to midnight, so we left the stadium. Margaret waved down a taxi and we headed to the quest house.

I sat at the front seat while the two lover birds sat at the back, kissing and romancing each other. The taxi driver noticed it and kept staring through the driving mirror.

We got to the guest house at eso equo and moved into the reception. There were few people at the hall this time around, so we settled down at the reception hall.
Margaret spoke in hush tones to Emon and left to meet the receptionist.

She came back and informed me that she and emon were retiring for the night in her room. That she has paid the receptionist for my room, so I don't need to border paying anymore.

- As if that's what's bugging me this night -

"Goodnight", she said to me. "I will see you tomorrow before you travel".

Her face was plain, I couldn't read any meaning into what she said. She was more interested in holding emon as both moved into her room.

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I remained at the reception room for some minutes. I ordered for some drinks and the receptionist brought it to me.

I took the drink slowly as I watched the replay of the match between rafael nadal and djokovic, hoping Margaret will fulfill her own part of the deal. She promised that s'o'f't a'r'se of hers and this is the best time to pay up after turning me on with her activities with emon this evening.

Few minutes later, I was tired of staying and hoping a miracle will happen. Those two lovers have a lot of catching up to do and I will be the last thing in her mind now.

Maybe tomorrow as she promised.

I moved into my room, took off my clothes and head to the showers. Had a change of clothes and led on the bed.

My phone beeped.

A text message.

I'd be damned if MTN sends me an advert to subscribe for caller tunes.

I checked the number, it looked familiar.

I opened the text, and a simple message stared at me.

"Come and join us".

It was emon.

Game on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Knock, knock.

I didn't wait for any response as I opened the door and moved in. The room was glowing with a dim red light. I closed the door behind me. I didn't know what to expect, I've had many s'e'x'u'a.l SinParties before, but not a three.some with lesbians.

Emon was wearing her pants and bra, while Margaret was wearing her night gown that covered just her nip'p'les. The both were kneeling on the bed kissing passionately. I could see the tongues as each was trying so hard to suck the others tongue.

Margaret slowly unhooked emon's bra as the kissing continued. Those fine firm brea'st were let lose and they jiggled freely. She moved her hands to the bare bre'a'st and rubbed them, gently pulling on the nip'p'les forward and allowing them to get back. Then she moved her head down slowly, using her tongue to tease the throat of emon on the process. Emon threw her head backwards, shut her eyes and held Margaret tightly on the head like her live depended on it. She fondled the bre'a'st in her hand, held it in a way that the ni'p-pl-e protruded in her hands. Then she moved her tongue there and tickled, then started sucking the ni'p'le like it was a di''ckk and she was giving it a b'l.'ow 'jo'b. Emon lifted her arm and rested it on the wall as margaret moved to the second b'r'e'ast and did same to it.

I stood staring at them, motionless as my d'c'kk kept pulling against the walls of my boxers. My first instinct was to join them, but they were so engrossed with each other that I just had to watch.
Margaret moved her tongue down emon's stomach. I could see the muscles of her stomach cringe and contract in ecstasy, she started moaning softly. She teased the belly button as she moved her hands and caressed her thighs, stroking her pubic hairs lightly.

I was so turned on by what I was watching. I've seen scenes like this on po'r'n movies but nothing compares to seeing it happen live in the same room. My d'kk was throbbing as I could feel it move upwards and downwards with the rhythm of my heart beat. I was sweating slightly.

Margaret raised one leg of emon and rested it on her shoulders as she kissed and teased her legs, down to her thighs. She twisted the leg inward slightly and expertly turned emon to lie on her belly. She kissed her back thighs, up to the buttocks and squeezed them on the process. Emon was twisting her head from side to side as margaret turned her again, gradually raised her legs apart and buried her head in between her legs. Emon moaned softly as margaret sucked and teased her. She moved her hand and stroked her belly on the process.

I moved and sat at one extreme of the bed. My d'i-ckk was so hard that the tip was already showing on my laps as my boxers could do little to hide it. Margaret didn't seem to notice me as she kept teasing her partner's c'u'n't, moving her hips and head in rhythm as if there was a song being played for her inside the c'u'n't.

Emon threw her legs wider apart, resting a leg on the wall and the other freely on the edge of the bed. She slowly reached for and started caressing my laps and inner thighs. Her hands were so soft, smooth and soothing. It was gentle and comforting, yet it alarmed all my sensual senses. I adjusted my position to be at her arms reach. She dipped her hand inside my boxers and started stroking my d'I'ickk as she kept moaning softly to the sucking of margaret.

She moved closer to me, pulling away from margaret on the process. Margaret joined her as she crawled on the bed towards my direction. Emon kissed my thighs and caressed them. Every touch of her soft hands sends passions all over my body. Pulled at my boxers and I adjusted myself to let her pull them down. She held my d'kk and stared at it like she was surprised. Margaret reached for my nipp'l'es from behind, rubbing her br'ea'st on my back at the process. I felt ghost bumps all over me. She was twisting my nipp'l'es in such a way that I was having some sweet-pains there. With the feeling of her br'e'ast rubbing my bare back. Emon held the shaft of my d'kk with one hand and reached for my balls with the other. She squeezed them lightly and I jerked my hips forward in reflex. Margaret pulled me gently and firmly down to lie on my back.

The two scavengers started feasting on my helpless body.

I really felt helpless. Like the romance was sapping all my energy and leaving me empty and defenseless.

Margaret was sucking my ni'p-les so smoothly while emon squeezed my balls and stroke the shaft of my dic''kk upwards and downwards. Every pore in my body was vibrating with sensual pleasure. Then I felt a warm sensation covering me di'c'kk. I tried to move so fully take in the pleasure but margaret pinned me down. She was sucking my ni'p-le while emon was suc''ki'ng my dic'ck. The warmth from emons tongue was electrifying, it sent waves and waves of passion across my body, like a heavy tide passing through my spines.

I was jerking my hips in any direction emon moved her mouth. She kept sucking and squeezing my balls simultaneously. Margaret caressed my nip'les as she started teasing my tommy with her tongue. She knew the right places to get the most stimulating effect.

Emon increased the swiftness, she was sucking and squezzing the walls of her mouth on the tip of my d''ckk each stroke in her mouth came with a strong stimulation. She squeezed and suck so expressly that I started twitching violently. A little twist on my n'p"le by margaret and I let out a strong moan, I shuddered as I felt my brain tissues travel down my spines, straight to my di'c'kk and soared out all over the bed and in emons face all in a split second.

I felt relieved. All the pressure just disappeared and I felt fresh like a new born; a tired new born baby.

My heart beat gradually returned to normal. I lay on the bed, relishing the moment.

Emon brought out her hankie and cleaned me up like a baby. I was so tired to move. I needed my body to recuperate fast, I don't need any dull moment for now.
Accordding to Eccl 3:1, there's time for everything under the sun. . . And this is time for o'r.g'ies, not rest. I don't like the status my body is trying to take. It must stand and fight these adversaries: for the weapon of my warfare is not carnal! I must overcome for I can do all things!

Its half time; the score remains-
Emon/Margaret 1 -- Me 0


Emon and margaret held each other while we watched tv. It was a boring movie, but I needed something to keep my brain alert, I needed the brain to regenerate some of its tissues it just lost. Sp'e'rms like this don't just come from the testicles. When its a light sex, it can come from the testicles, but I was so sure my brain tissues joined the s'p'erm that just poured out.

I reached out to the fridge to get water, it was too cold. Experience has taught me that cold stuffs shrinks the d'I'kk, so I ignored the water. I sat back until I started feeling the pressure back in my d'ikk.

I felt more relaxed, and that did the trick. Watching emon and margaret perched on an end of the bed cuddling started to turn me on gradually. The pressure build-up was just what I needed. I started caressing margaret's back. She was the person closest to me, so I caressed the entire length of her bare back, to her buttocks, and thighs, legs, back to the buttocks. I did this a few more minutes, then on getting to her buttocks, I slapped it a bit, then whispered into her ears; "you owe me this a'r's'e". She didn't respond. Rather, she started caressing emon. Kissing her lightly on the lips, br'e'as't and stomach. The two started kissing while I was rubbing Margaret's back since she was backing me. Their kissing became more intense once more. Margaret bent over emons spread legs and buried her face their one more, only that this time around, her ar's'e was pointed at my direction.

That's the incentive!

I opened the drawers she got the previous condoms from, opened one of the condoms and wore it without looking at my d'kk. My stare was focused on those round ar's'e as they move in different direction.

She was still sucking emon when I moved closer to her a'r'se, I felt it up, rubbed it a little, parted it with one hand, and with the other hand, I skillfully directed my hard d'c'kk into her cu'n't.

She shuddered at once and gradually eased up as I waited for her c'u'nt to fill me up before moving my hips.
I felt her warm c'u'nt cover up my d'kk and I moved in deeper firmly with enough energy my hips could muster. She stopped sucking emon and looked straight as I started raming in and out fiercely. I kept thumping her as her a'r'se bounces forth and back in rhythm to my thrust. I made sure I hit the walls of her veegee as she started douncing on my di'c'kk. Her knee was doing all the work now, I jusy knelt and stood still as she ramed her cu'n't on and off my di'c'k.

-you must not let her be in charge-

I placed my hands on her a'r'se and parted the butto'c'ks lightly as I thumped into her. She screamed and emon, still under her, had to hold her tightly. Emon cupped her bosom and caressed her bare back as I f'ucke'ed her. Her buttocks hit the walls of my stomach and produce a funny clapping like sound as I kept ba'n'ging her from behind. She was biting her lips to prevent herself from screaming, she wanted to play it cool for whatever reason, but that changed when I held her hips firmly and rammed into her in successive thrust over and over again. She moaned loudly and screamed, emon kept sucking her bosom as I fu'cked over and over again. She continued the screaming until I felt her virginal muscles squeeze so hard on my d'ickk. I kept fuc'king in faster successive thrust that she raised her head higher placed her two hands on the wall and screamed aloud. That was a multiple heavenly feeling! The walls of her cu'nt suddenly became weak and flaccid, none of its muscles was squeezing at my di'ck again. I pulled out of her, and she collapsed like a sack of clothe on top of emon.

Update:

Emon/margaret 1 - Me 1

Game on!!!!!!!

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Emon was caressing margaret's back as I was changing the condoms. I needed a new one as the one I wore had undergone lots of friction and might burst.

There was a look of surprise on her face when I moved margaret away from her and started kissing her. She didn't expect I will bounce on her! She felt her lover had outdone me. But the almost lifeless body of her lover should have told her otherwise.

I kissed her for some minutes, fondled her brea's't, kissed and teased her unmentionables. Then I moved some pillows on the bed and positioned them beside her. I lifted her hips and placed it on the pillow. It provided a special angle that made the shaft of my di'c'kk have direct contact with her clit while I fu'c'ked her. She felt it the very moment I entered her. The walls of her clit was resting directly on top of my d-kk as I thrusted in and out. The sensual pleasure was so much for her that she came almost immediately, holding me tightly while she moved her hips violently on the pillow. I kept thrust her on the process as she moan and held me so tightly that her nails broke my skin.

I reduced my thrusting, after her first heavenly feeling and gradually monitored the new pace. I moved in the pace as dictated by her response. I let her lead the way as I followed. Soon, she was encouraging me for harder thrust. She placed her hands on my hips and encouraged me to go faster and harder. She kept tugging me inside of her and I went in harder. I moved my hips sideways and thrusted repeatedly to hit my favorite spot. She screamed uncontrollably at this. I raised one of her legs upwards, rested it on my shoulders and f'u'kked her harder, ensuring all the shaft of my di'kk sinks inside her honey pot. She was moaning so loudly now. I tickled her ni'p'ples and fondled her bosom on the process. Then I turned her, knelt her on the bed with her a'r'se facing me, I rammed in from behind. She kept bouncing back as I f-u'cked her from behind. I ensured my pelvic hit her buttocks loudly as I thrust into her, I held her buttocks steadily and increased the pace of my thrust. I felt the pressure rise to my laps, I kept thrusting until the pressure was all over me. Her cu'n't was playing special tricks on my d'I'ckk, the squeeze was so tight that with one solid thrust, I moved in my d'c'k with a fierce thrust and the scream made margaret to hold her tight. I came again, and left her to collapse at the hands of margaret.
I disposed off the condoms, went into the bathroom and took a shower.


I can now go for my chilled drinks at the fridge. Mission accomplished.

Emon/Margaret 1 - Me 2.

I joined them on the bed, made sure I took my spot in between them, and slept off. 


I woke up in the middle of two pretty girls. I walked out of the bed and went to my room. I opened my bag and started packing my things.

I came, I saw, I conquered!!

I moved into the bathroom and freshened up. Called my girlfriend and informed her I was leaving calabar. She inquired about the vacation and I gisted her everything; by everything I meant the Akon show!

I rested a little more on the bed and decided to move.

I went to check on my lesbians friends to inform them I was going.
It was already mid-day, they were awake and watching the tv. We chatted for some more minutes exchanged pleasantries, and I was on my way out.

I submitted the keys to the receptionist, picked a cab to ABC transport, IBB way. I went inside ABC and met the receptionist.

"Owerri", I asked.

She showed me the departure time for owerri buses.
It read 12:30, 2:30 and 4:30.

"I will join the 2:30 bus". I said as I brought out my wallet to pay.

"That will be for tomorrow". She said.

"No, today". I insisted.

"All our buses are booked for today. You buy your ticket as against the next day".

That was a sad development. I sat and thought of what my next move will be.

I love traveling with ABC, they are not like other commercial buses that are not comfortable and drops luggages at your feet! ITC was at the extreme of calabar road, at the outskirts of calabar town. I had to find another park.

Suddenly, a girl rushed in. She was wearing a pink top and a blue jeans with blue scarlet covering her hair. She wore a large sun shade that could pass for welder's goggles. The jean sagged so much that her a'r's'e was almost visible.

She looked disturbed as she walked to the receptionist.

"I can't travel again today, an emergency happened and I need a refund for this ticket".

"Sorry, we don't do refunds", replied the receptionist.

"Please, my sister who I came to see just had an accident, I'm needed at the hospital".

"Where's your destination?" She asked after looking at my direction. At this point, I was all ears.

-please, let it be owerri- I prayed silently.

"Owerri", she replied.

That's my ticket.

The receptionist motioned her to my direction. She came over and tried to tell her tale over again. I took the ticket and gave her a refund, with some extra on top.

"Keep the change". I said as I smiled at her. She was excited.

"You live in owerri?", I asked as I walked her out of the hall.

"I live and school in owerri", she replied. "Imsu".

---IMSU chicks!!!---

"That's great", so when are you finally coming back to owerri, I asked.

"I don't really know, maybe anytime this week".

"Why don't you take my number, call me when you get to owerri, so I can thank you properly for rescuing me from my present predicament. You're just a God sent".

She smiled as she brought out her phone and handed it to me. I typed my number and returned the phone.

"Thanks". She said, and I wondered why she was thanking me.

-the extra cash-

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The ticket she gave me was a 2:30 pm ticket. I waited until the voice on a public address system beckoned on us to move to the vehicle for processing.

Few minutes later, I was on my way home.

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30 minutes into the journey, my phone rang. I brought it out, unknown number.

"Hello", I answered.

"Hello, its me, you just gave me your number".

Her feminine voice was ringing bells in my head. I remembered I didn't collect hers when I gave her mine.

"Ok, have you gotten home?", I asked, not knowing what exactly to tell her.

"Yea, thanks for the money. I will be coming to owerri tomorrow".

"Isn't that soon", I asked, "will your sister recover fully from the accident by then".
I could hear the light laughter at the other end of the phone.

"My sister didn't have an accident, it was a lie".

Girls can lie!

she continued.

"My dad bought that ticket for me. I was supposed to go back to owerri today. I stay with my mom who works at fire service, owerri. But my friends are going for a night club this night and wanted to join them. I will be travelling tomorrow"

"Sharp girl", I teased and listen to her giggle. "You didn't tell me your name".

"Uju".

"Ok, uju, just make sure you call me when you get to owerri tomorrow".

"No problem. Keep something for me oh"

-typical igbo girl-

"Alright, I will keep many things for you".

I hung up.

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I got to owerri and went straight to my house. I was starving so I needed to go and eat out.

My phone rang, yet another unknown number.

I picked.

"Hello", I said.

"I want to thank you for helping me unite with emon". It was Margaret.

"Hi margaret, what's up?".

"No qualms, we are getting ready for the final band practise for the carnival. We'll leave any moment from now".

"How was your journey? She asked".

"Fine".

"Ok, take care, and one again, thank you. Don't hesitate to call anytime you need a favor or if you happen to come to calabar again".

"Alright. Thanks".
I wanted to hang up, but out of inquisitiveness, I asked,

"Did you really sleep with Essien?".

There was a long silence at the other end. I still heard her breathing. She sighed heavily and spoke calmly,

"Yeas, I did".

________________________

Girls can lie oh! Even with tears in their eyes.

_______________________

***THE END*** 

Friday 8 February 2013

Diary of a Sexually Active Mind Episode3

CONTINUED FROM EPISODE2
 The sound of a land mower across my window woke me up. I checked the time, 10:15am. I must have slept for a very long time, I was still feeling dizzy. I needed more sleep, I closed my eyes to see if I could sleep off again, but I couldn't. Instead, my mind played back on last night's events. I tried hard not to think of it much, but it kept ringing in my mind.
I felt for ibieme, it must be very hard on him.
I Was still grateful of the fact that he was ignorant of me and emon.

I need to let this out of my mind. Its all in the past now, I have to move on. I prayed silently that I won't have to run into any member of that family before my departure from this city.

-if and only if God answers the prayer of a sinner-

I started recounting several bitter experiences I've had in the past due to my strong affinity for cu-n-t---s.

Axe men almost blinded my left eye for sleeping with the younger sister of their second in command.

I got thrown out of the skul hostel for sleeping with a girl at the hostel chapel.

A good friend of mine lost her fiancée and had to drop out of school because I insisted on turning a platonic relationship into a full blown s--e-x-u-a-l relationship. Her fiancée found out and stopped paying her fees which he had been paying.

I lost my first job due to my se--x---u-a.l encounter with a colleague at the office, on top of my oga's desk. (Serves him right, I hated that job after all, and my oga was a jerk).



And so much more. . .

Now this one. I've messed up a good friendship with a friend, made his parents and sibling to pass through emotional trauma (not flox, she can go to hell for all I care).
Don't get it wrong, it isn't all encounters that lands me in trouble, I have had healthy relationships. Yes, I have had wonderful relationships that involved love, sex, trust, sex, care, s--e---x, respect, s--e---x, mutual understanding, s-e--x, and last but not the least, s--e--x. I have kept relationships that lasted as long as. . .(Ok, I will have to calculate that later).

The sound of music playing at the reception hall brought my mind back to the hotel room. I felt I pinch in my stomach, the exact same way I feel whenever I am hungry. I needed to freshen up and head home.

My phone rang, it was my girl friend.
"Hello dear",
"Hello horn, how are you doing?",
"Fine", I replied.
"I have been trying to reach you since last night, seems you were busy", she said innocently.

-yea, I have been busy screwing two sisters on the bed and car of their brother, how poetic!- I thought to myself.

"Sorry, I was tired and I slept off".
Slept off!
That was the line I used on ibi and it worked pretty fine. Or not.
"Ok, horn, no problem, how is your day going?"

We talked for a while then she hung up.

It was already 12:05pm, I had to get ready to check out of the room.

I went into the bathroom, had a quick shower, dressed and left the room. I was headed to the bank, or any Atm around, get some money and head back home.
I walked into the reception hall. It was almost empty except for a few people gisting and drinking. I didn't see the lady receptionist, no attendant at the receptionist desk.
Mtv base was playing 'Runaway Love' by Ludacris and Mary J. Blige
Its chorus described the exact situation I find myself right now. . .

"Lisa is stucked up in a world on her own
Forced to think that hell is a place called home
Nothing else to do but get some cloth and pack
She said she's about to run away and never come back. . ."

Change the 'she' to 'he' and you'll be singing about me.

I waited for the receptionist at her desk. I wanted to submit the room keys and head out.
One of the hotel attendants moved past me with a plate of white rice with fresh fish pepersoup, she dropped the food at the desk of a customer seated at the hall.

I felt that pinch on my stomach again, this time around, I felt I was going to faint if I don't eat anything. My stomach had a way of reacting when it needed food, and more especially, when the food it needs just passed by.

I beckoned on the attendant. She came and I asked about the receptionist. She informed me that she went on an errand for the oga.
I might as well help myself with a plate of food before traveling back. Calabar to my destination was a complete three and a half hours to four hours.
"What soup do you have"
"Egusi, afang, edika nkong, bitter leaf", she replied.
I ordered for afang soup.
"Garri, fufu, semovita or pounded yam?" She asked.
"Garri. With and bottled water".
She left with my orders while I survey the hall once more to see where will be best to sit.
There was a small section of the hall enclosed with transparent curtain. That would be the best place.

Someone was smoking at that section of the hall, divided with a transparent curtain.
It was a lady.

She looked up a bit as I walked past her to the table next to hers.
I sat and waited for my food. I didn't want to look at the girl's direction. It was rude to stare, she must have needed some space when she choose this section of the room to smoke on her own.
I felt she was looking my direction, so I looked up.
Yes, she was staring at me.

Now this is weird.

I glanced at her again and notice she was still staring at me. I tried to focus my gaze on her, and noticed she was smiling and started waving towards me. She moved her hands and lifted some strands of hair covering a part of her face. I could see the face vividly now, lo and behold, seated few tables away from me was Margaret.

"Margaret?"
I asked.
"Yes", she replied still smiling.
The same Margaret emon warned me about!

What the hell is she doing here!
I never bordered giving her a call ever since she gave me her number at the stadium. But seeing her today stirred up something in me.

Damn!

With legs crossed, a hand holding a stick of burning cigarette close to her face, a slight smile across her face with the smokes rising from the cigar, she could pass for a model posing for pictures to be used in the front cover of vogue.

-what are you waiting for? Go over there and say hi-

That same voice that has been pushing me to self destruction whispered to me.
-isn't this your dream girl? Of course you like them raw-
the voice continued.

What the heck, let me just go over and say hi, a harmless hi.

How wrong was I.

I went over to her table, she was sitting in a double sofa, I helped myself out with a sit opposite her sofa.
From the look of things on her table, it was obvious she had been at the reception hall for a long time.
There was an empty plate of what looked like the remains of goat meat peppersoup, an empty bottle of small stout with the second bottle half way down, with smoked cigarettes sticks and ashes scattered over the table.

I noticed her right eye was a little reddish, maybe the result of the smoke.
As I settled down opposite her, I remembered the words of emon once more. . .

"I have to warn you about Margaret, she is in the same department with me at unical, but a level lower. She has a reputation as the s-l-u-t of the department. She sleeps around with both students and lecturers without caution"

This is my kind of girl. No commitment issues, no baggage, no excess strings attached, -just get your freak on-
When I need love and commitment, I know where to get it, 'my girlfriend'.

Its very unfortunate I was going to leave this city today, I thought to myself.

"Finally, we meet again", her soft voice interrupted my thoughts.

"Its so nice seeing you again", I said, trying not to look surprised at the number of smoked cigarette littered over her table. Is she trying to break a record or what?

"You didn't call again?", she asked.

-yea, why haven't you called her?-

"Sorry, I've been a little busy adjusting to the city".

-liar!-

"So, how is it going?", she asked.

"Fine"

-liar!-

"What brings you here", she asked.

Now that's a JAMB question!

I wish there was a simpler explanation to that question. How am I going to explain to her that I got thrown out of the house for having SEX with emon and flox? How am I going to explain to her that my strong urge for SEX has ruined what was supposed to be a wonderful vacation for me. How am I supposed to tell her that as I speak with her now, she exhumes a special sexuality that has enveloped my sense of reasoning. She was wearing a simple jean trousers and a white top, with a cheap lingerie that looked washed and old. Her ear was pierced at three different places and all three had ear rings of different style and shape. There was a small tattoo on her left arm, it was a little bit blur so I couldn't make out what it was about. A small section of her hair was golden in color, a result of using hydrogen peroxide as a bleach.

The attendant walked in with my food. It was a welcome distraction from the question lingering in the air. At least, I have bought some time to make up my mind what I was going to tell her.

"Hmm, nice order" she said as the attendant dropped my food on the desk. The afang soup was a sight to behold! The water leaf and grinned okazi leaf formed a dark green background, and the palm oil added extra effizy. The soup was adorned with periwinkles, bits of kpomo, goat meat and a large chunk of round fleshy cod fish.
Another pinch from my stomach.

Margaret exchanged some words with the attendant in their native language. She seemed to be giving instructions or making an order. The attendant started walking away, I reached for my wallet as I asked how much the food costs. She exchanged glances with Margaret and remained silent. Margaret waved her away and told me she was going to take care of the bill. I didn't have the strength to argue as I bounced on the food.

She lit another cigarette as she waited for me to finish with the food. In between the meals, I noticed she was
checking me out.
The food tasted great, I didn't realize how hungry I was until now.
I finished the food, washed my hands and breathed a deep sigh of relieve.
The attendant came in with a plate of cow tail pepersoup and dropped on my desk as she cleared the table. The large chunks of meat on the plate looked scary. They were so big that it would take two days to finish one piece.

-ok, that was an over exaggeration-

"You didn't have to order or pay for my meals", I told her. At least, I now have the strength to argue.

"I was expecting a thank you from you". She said.

"Thanks, but you still didn't need to do that".

"Alright, I've heard you. Now what drink are you taking?"

"If you heard me you wouldn't still be trying to buy me drinks", I said with a smile on my face.

"Just take it as a warm gift to a stranger that came to calabar for his first time", she teased.
I wanted to tell her I wasn't taking any, that I was headed to the bank to get some money and head home.

But I didn't.

"If you insist, any red wine will do".

She waved at the attendant, handed a bunch of keys to her and spoke to her in her native dialect.
The attendant left. I noticed she didn't go to the bar, but rather, went outside towards the second bungalow in the guest house. She came in later with a bottle of La Roija.
She opened it swiftly with the wine opener as if this was what she does for a living. She poured into two glasses and offered me one.

"Honestly, I can't finish this cow tail, do you mind joining me?"

"No qualms", she answered as she took her first sip.
After the food, she lighted another cigarette and offered me one.

"No, I don't smoke", I said calmly.

"I know", she said, "and I'm surprised you haven't complained or asked me to stop yet".

"How did you know?", I asked.

"Its not rocket science. Smokers are addicted to cigarette, and an addict can't resist the act he or she is addicted to. The first thing you would have done when you came over here was to pick one and light".

I didn't really understand the hypothesis she was explaining, but one thing caught my attention,

-An addict can't resist the act he or she is addicted to-

Is that the problem with me? Am I addicted to se--x so much that I can't resist it?

"Are you not worried about your possible addiction to cigarettes?" I asked.

"Nope. I have tried stopping it in the past, but I couldn't. You can't fight a higher power. The best thing to do is to embrace it and pray it doesn't kill you".

Now this sounds more frightening! She was talking of cigarettes, but I was thinking of my possible addiction to se--x. How do I embrace s--e-xx? Go on a rampage and f--u-c---k'k any girl that comes my way? That's the surest way to die, I thought to myself.

"If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger", she concluded.

-wow, s--e-xx addiction doesn't give you a second option; if it doesn't kill you, it messes up your life-

Well, I have tried living in denial for some time now, I might as well try the margaret hypothesis, 'embrace it and pray it doesn't kill you'.

-Wouldn't it be nice to try out that hypothesis on no other one that the girl that proposed it-

That same voice again!

The red wine was almost finished. I have been chatting with margaret for almost two hours. She was sweet and easy going. I stood from my seat and joined her at the sofa. She adjusted herself to make room for me. I sat beside her as she took the last sip of her drink. She puffed some smoke on my face and laughed out.

"I could teach you how to smoke if you so desire", she said.

"I can only smoke if its coming out from your lips", I said, trying to warm my way in.

"Seriously?", she asked.
"For real, try me".
She drew some smoke from the cigarette, held the smoke in her mouth and beckoned on me. I moved closer, place my lips on her mouth and she exhaled the smoke into my mouth. It was not a pleasant experience, but I calmly allowed the smoke to pass through, I puffed them out, and started kissing her. Margaret was a passionate kisser, she kissed and sucked my tongue for a long time.
I still had my room keys, and the hotel receptionist was not yet back.
I was about to ask her to come into my room when she whispered into my ear.

"I have some more bottles of Roija in my room, you can join me or stay here and turn to a second-hand smoker". She teased as she stood up with her keys.

"You are lodged here?", I asked.

"Lodged? My dad owns this guest house, and I have a permanent room in the second building", she said as she pointed in the direction of the second bungalow, where the attendant brought the Roija from.

I stood up as she held my hand and led the way to her room. One thing was missing. . .

Condoms!!!

There was something striking about margaret. She was intelligent and has an strong aura of confidence. She doesn't strike me as a confused lost girl who was just experimenting on stuffs she see on tv. I like confident girls, I like bold girls that knows what they want and goes for it.
There was something negative that comes with over confidence; margaret was a control freak! She loves being in charge.

I followed her to her room, which was one of the rooms at the guest house. It was the last room in the block and was close to the citrus plantation. I felt she had put some extra decoration in the room to make it look more feminine.

She headed straight to the bathroom and asked me to make myself comfortable.
"There is wine on the fridge", she beckoned from the bathroom.

I opened her fridge, there were drinks there; can beer, red wine, and some fruits. I didn't feel like drinking anymore, so I took a bottled water and lied down on the bed. She join me later on, lied down beside me and placed her hand on me chest. She caressed me chest, I moved closer to kiss her, but she moved her head away and smiled.

"Shhh. . .", she said as she gently moved my cloth upwards and slipped her hand inside. She rubbed my chest as her hand found my unmentionable. The feel of her touch was gently stirring a strong wave of passion deep inside me. I moved my hand towards her, but she stopped it half way.

"Shhh. . ." She said again.

She knelt down on the bed and pulled my clothes up and removed them. She kissed me lightly on the lips, then deeply with her tongues, caressing my chest and unmentionables the same time. I was burning up with passion. She moved her lips to my unmentionable and started teasing it, she was doing it so skillfully with a certain degree of precision, she knew what she was doing, she's damn good!

She lifted her head, looked at me and smiled as she started removing her cloth. I leaned forward as I tried to help her remove them but she hushed me again. She pulled away and removed her jean trousers and returned back to her position. She unbuckled my belt, I adjusted as she pulled down and removed my trousers. She glanced at the big bulge showing on my boxers and smiled.
I wondered what the smile was about. Is she impressed or disappointed? Why do I even care, I need to get some grooves on and screw this girl.

No condoms!

I remembered the receptionist and her offer of free condoms that I declined. I haven't seen the receptionist today, and I don't know if the offer still holds, after all, my rent has officially expired.
But margaret is the boss, she could arrange something.

The soft pull on my dick brought my mind back, she was squeezing it softly and steadily. It was driving me crazy. She parted my boxers slightly and held my dick in her hands. The warm feeling sent some excitement down my spine.

Danm!

I can't take this any more. I held her shoulders lightly but she removed my hands. . .

"Shhh. . ."

She continued squeezing my d--ckk softly, moving her hands up and down over the shaft. She kept teasing my unmentionable with her tongue, and tikling my d--kk. The sensation was unbearable, I couldn't stand it anymore. She reached out and unhooked her bra wiggled her b-re'a'st closely in my face. I tried to reach for them, but she moved them away. She lifted her head up and squeezed her bosom softly. Now its clear she was trying to torment me. Its obvious she was loves being in charge and to dictate the pace. I wasn't used to girls being in charge during s--e-xx, that was my area of expertise, I love dictating the pace and tone of my love making. I love being in charge when my subject screams and moans. I love keeping a cool head when my subject is pinching the pillow, dragging bed sheets and twisting her neck front backwards and forward.
But here I am, doing the exact same things a love seeing in my subjects while my tormentor kept a cool head and plays me like a toy.
She reached out again and caressed my di--c-kk. She held it in her hands and rubbed the tip gently. I moved my hips upwards in reflex, the muscles of my d--c-kk jerked, like I was going to release but nothing came out. She rubbed it again and same thing happened. My heart was beating fast and I couldn't think straight. I reached out and held her br--ea--st as I leaned upwards to suck them. She resisted me gently, pushed away my head lightly, I held on with my hands. She doesn't have a right to torment me this way. I needed her badly now. I felt my d--c-ck will burst open if I don't get some action.

"Just say it", she whispered into my ears. "Tell me how much you want me now".

Isn't it enough that she is tormenting me, now she wants me to beg. I had no choice, if that's what it will take. . .

"I want you now".
"Say please. . ."
What! Now its obvious she's not just a control freak, but a manipulator. But she was damn sexy.

"Please I want you now". I said as I leaped forward to suck the breas-t, she pushed me down again.

"Shhh. . ., not so fast".
She pulled down her pants and ran her hand through her pubic hairs. She squeezed her nippl--le--s and gradually inserted her forefinger into her c--u-n-t. Her gaze was focused on me as she did the squeezing, her actions were driving me crazy.
I gave up.
"Please, I need you now".
She smiled, stood up from the bed and walked away from me. . .


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-Don't tell me she's going to leave me to hang here high and dry.-

Now this is extreme. Is she possessed? I'll be damned if she walks out on me like that!

She gradually strolled to her drawers, opened one of them and brought out a roll of condoms.

-Now you are talking-

I reached out to grab the condoms but she seized them, brought them with her as she climbed back to the bed.

-why is she so possessive-

"Say it again", she said kneeling over me.
"I want you now"

She bent her head and kissed me. Grabbed my d--c'kk again and stroked it sweetly. It was so hard that it started to pain me lightly. She tore open a condom, held its tip against the tip of my d--c'kk with one hand, and smoothly slide it down the shaft of my di---c-k with the second had; she was good at this.

Still kneeling on the bed, she crossed her legs against mine, spreading her laps in the process. She bent a little, like she was trying to kiss me, lifted her hips up a little, forming a small curve at her back. She grabbed my d--c'kk, placed it at the entrance of her c--u-n-t and gradually let down her hips until my di--c-k was totally swallowed up in what lies beneath those laps.
I felt a warm sensation all over my d--c'kk and seams the sensation was evenly transfered to all parts of my body. She moved her hips smoothly forward and backward. The movement was slow and well calculated. She used her knee to support and dictate the movement while her hips did a little twist and turn on the process. Gradually and consistently, she increased the pace of the movement; forward, backward, up, down in a the same order as if she was practicing a well revised pattern, while her hips did the twists and turns simultaneously.

I reached out to grab her waist and she met my hand halfway with hers, moved them over my head and pined them on the bed while leaning forward on the process. This provided a new angle as she wined her waist against my di--c-k. I felt helpless, the br--e-a-st was close to my face, but she made sure it was beyond my reach anytime I try to reach for it with my tongue.
Suddenly, the turning and wining became intense. She moved faster and seemed to have ignored the well patterned movements. She let go of my arms and started squeezing her br-e-a--st as she leaps and lands on my d--c'kk.s
She let out small moans on the process and the sight of her squeezing her bosom as it bounces up and down did it for me. I felt all the stored up pressure move swiftly to the tip of my d'i--ckk. I tried to hold it further, but the violent movement of the hips as it strokes my d-i-c'k was more than I could control. She moaned softly as she rested her hands on my chest, leaned forward and did some fast and swift movement with her hips on my d--kk. It was so swift that she must have completed 12 cycles in 3 seconds. I reached out, grabbed her waist, she was so engrossed with her orgas--m that she didn't bother to remove my arms. I held the hips in a steady position and moved my waist downwards and upwards with all the strength I could muster. She wanted to move, but my firm grip made her helpless, I thrust in and out and made sure my di--c-k went all in during the upward movement. She kept her hand on my chest as I keep hitting the walls of her c-u--nt, I noticed she looked helpless and that gave me a feel of satisfaction.
I tried to hit from an angle so as to maintain contact with the 'Gee' spot. This made her to cringe and let out loud moans. I maintained this angle for a few more thrust, she screamed out loud and clim-axed again. Soon afterwards, I came so strongly that I started feeling a slight headachegrin

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She lay on my arms and slept off. I checked the time and it was already 3:15pm.

This new turn of events is quite suiting. Few hours ago, I was determined to rush home and abandon the calabar carnival. Now, everything seemed to be so perfect that I felt I could stay back. What the heck, if margaret's parents own this guest house, then there's a possibility that I can stay here and witness the carnival I came for in the first place.

I glanced at Margaret, she was sleeping peacefully. I still needed money and a new set of cloth. I wouldn't want to be a liability to her, so I will get extra cash from the bank, just in case I was to retain my previous room. Her life style does not strike me as the type that keeps a relationship for long, so I was going to grab all I could get and head home peacefully.

I slept off.

My phone rang, it was my girlfriend.
"Hi babe, what's up?"
"I'm fine, she replied. What's happening, you didn't call me again",
"I'm sorry, I've had low battery all through the day".

-bloody liar!-

We spent a long time discussing and later hung up. The discussion must have woken Margaret up. She stroked the hairs in my chest, looked up at me and said,

"You are a good f--c'kk".

She spoke like she did the f-c'kking. She really is a control freak.
She reached for her fridge, brought out two canned stout and offered me one. She opened another drawer and brought out a pack of cigarette and lighted one. She came back to bed and rested her head on my shoulders as she light the cigarette. She drew in the cigarette so hard that I felt she was going to catch fire. Just one puff and the entire room was so filled with smoke.

We started making light discussions.
It was obvious we were going to get tired of the light talk, and she was going to ask some questions that may lead to me explaining yesterday's event so I decided to be the one asking the questions.

"Are you a student?" I asked, hoping to start the line of conversation of "which school, "what course", "what level" bla bla bla but the laughter that met my question was alarming.

Margaret burst out with a loud laugh that left me wondering what it was she was laughing about. She spilled some drink on the bed as she tried hard to stop herself from choking on the smoke that was now rushing out through her mouth and nostrils.
She kept on laughing loud that I had to look around to check if there was something happening around us that I wasn't aware of.

"I'm sorry", she said still trying hard to control the laughter but not succeeding in her attempt.
She calmed down later.

"Why were you laughing"

"Your question was funny, don't you think so?"


"What's funny about my question. Are you too young or too old to be a student?", I asked.

"You ask as if emon didn't tell you about me already"
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My first instinct was to lie, but I waved it aside. She was so sure of what she was saying that lying would make me look like a fool.

How did she know emon told me about her? Is emon that predictable? Is there something I'm missing here.

"She also told you I was a s--l-u---t didn't she?"


If I had any intention of lying to her, it all disappeared now..

Yea, I am truly missing something!
There's a missing piece of this puzzle
somewhere. When Emon warned me about Margaret at the stadium yesterday, I didn't read more into it. I just took it as the normal hostility or dislike girls have towards each other. I felt emon was just being paranoid, coupled with a bit of jealousy and an urge to protect me.

I still remembered the way she looked at me when I was chatting with margaret at the stadium. Was her comment just a warning or was it a hateful effort to spite an adversary?

I need answers.

The look of surprise on my face made her to laugh a little more.

"She told you I was a slut didn't she".
I hesitated for some seconds.

"You're not the only one she has said that to, and I don't think you'd be the last either".

"So, why is she painting a false picture of you all over the town?" I asked, willing to fix this puzzle.

"False?" She asked as she smiled. "She's not entirely wrong sha, I deserve that".

She light another cigarette.

"Who isn't a s--l-u--t?", she continued. "I sleep with guys, who doesn't? If your activities become obvious, then you are termed a slut,a  bitch, whore or whatever humiliating name they can conjure up".

She was calm as she sips her drink and draws the cigarette like the two complements each other.

"The truth is that girls give it up at one point or the other in a relationship. It could take a day, a week, a month or a year but at one point, she still gives it up".

"The only difference is that I don't date, not anymore. Dating is too complicated and comes with lots of baggages. Family, friends, personal believes attitudes and much more".

I had a contrary opinion, but I don't dare interrupt this tale.

"Some girls give it up because of money, some due to genuine love, some due to pressures, some to get security and protection".

"I once dated a cult guy at school, not because I loved him or anything. Cult guys were chasing me around and trying to intimidate me into dating them. They even threatened To Molest me and make my life at campus miserable. There was a well known cult guy on my faculty then. I told my story to a friend who introduced me to the guy, and just like that, all my problems were over".

She continued.

"I slept with a lecturer that refused to release my result. He insisted that I didn't write the exam and that my scripts were no where to be found. After much persuasion, he agreed to release my scripts if I sleep with him. I refused. But after re-sitting for the course the next year and scoring a plain 21%, I caved in".

"So, you see, at one point or the other, we girls give it up".

-yea, but that doesn't explain why Emon is taking it personal with you, she's not the anti-intimacy police- I thought to myself.

I didn't want to be too forward. I wanted to let her go at her own pace.

-silence is golden-

And by keeping silent, I might get all the answers I need.

Or not.

"But she shouldn't have called you that", I chipped in, trying to redirect our conversation back to the subject matter.
"She made it sound like you trade se--x for money or something". I concluded.

She smiled as she made a last draw from the cigarette she was holding, she threw the stub on a metal container beside the drawer. I peeped in and saw a huge deposit of cigarette stubs inside the metal container. I wanted to advise her against excess smoking and the risk she stands as a lady, but I dare not derail this tale.

"Honestly, I wouldn't be bordered if she goes all out and tag me a p.r.o.st.i-t--u-t'e".
"Why so?", I asked.

"Have you heard of the term 'trade by barter'?", she asked.

-JS 1, Business studies, that same topic made us brand the teacher a nickname, "madam barter"-

I nodded, wondering what that has got to do with anything.

"You see, people traded using services and goods for exchange before the advent of money".

Now I see where this was headed to.

She continued.

"So when money was introduced, people traded with it and the barter system died down, but not completely".

"Some girls still use the trade by barter system, instead of trading with money, they trade using what they have to get what they need. The need could be for love, affection, are, security, acceptability in the society, or even husband".

"But some that adopted the new trading system that uses money as an exchange are tagged pro-sti-tutes".

-wow, what a shallow way of reasoning-

I still didn't completely agree with her, it must have showed on my face.

"You don't agree with me?", she asked.

"Not completely". I said.

"So what's your take?"

"Relationships are more deep than you think. Everyone needs a soul mate to share his or her life with, even God was aware of that, that's why he made a help mate for Adam".

I continued.

"You may not have all your needs met in a relationship. But you have to sacrifice some of those needs for the ones you can get".

"How", she asked.

"Have you heard of opportunity cost?", I asked, trying to use her analogy of school topics to buttress my point.

"Yes, economics", she replied.

"Ok, human needs are insatiable. So you table your needs in order of importance and try to make priorities. if love is what you need, then go for it, the one you settle down with may not be able to provide other needs such as money or security, so money and security becomes your foregone alternative".

"Nice analogy". She said.
"But I still don't like relationships, it complicates things".

"You must have had a bitter experience", I asked.

"Yes", she said, "I went into a relationship with my best friend. We were so close that we decided to go intimate and exclusive, it worked for some time until things started falling apart".

"What happened to you and him?", I asked.

She stopped, looked at me for some seconds, there was a look of regret or disappointment on her face, I couldn't tell which one exactly. But that look made me realize it pained her to loose whoever it was she lost".

"Its not a he my dear, its a she".

"A she?", I almost screamed, but I tried to remain calm.

She looked at me with the same sad look on her eyed
"Its not just a she", she said, "its emon". . . .

Jeeeeeezzzz!!!

I didn't need to hear the rest of the story to know what happened next. Students will have a field day distributing the video at the campus, uploading it to the net, youtube, facebook, Twittergrin.

Now I could justify Emon's spiteful comments. Now I understand why she hates Margaret so much. Her parents and siblings must have heard about it.

I sat there staring at Margaret as she continued to look down on her legs.

How could she be that careless? I thought leaving two used condoms on my friend's bed was the definition of carelessness, but this beats it.

She looked up at me and said, "I still love her. That single act collapsed the relationship entirely".

How could she be worried about a relationship where she ruined a poor girl's life!

"She lost her boyfriend and she turned to a bitter person. I begged, I pleaded, I apologized, I tried my best to explain but she never wanted anything to do with me".

"Can you believe she has not spoken to me since after that incidence?"

-yea, I believe that, what I don't understand is why she didn't get a gun and shoot your selfish, over-possessive Bottom- I thought to myself.

"That was the last relationship I had. After that, I couldn't bring myself together to date anymore", she concluded.

-wow- I couldn't bring myself to say anything. I just sat there and thought for some minutes, then asked.

"Do you really think you are a lesbian? Do you feel you can't enjoy a normal relationship with the opposite sex?".

"I don't really know anymore. I started being intimate with emon not because I feel the urge to date girls, but because I truly loved her. She was the first and only girl I've been intimate with. After her, I've not experience any connection to any other girl".

"What of guys", I asked.

"I don't really like dating guys. They are over possessive".

- pot calling kettle black -

"They always want to own you, you report to them; where you are, what you're doing, who you're with and why it took you long to pick their call".

-you've been dating the wrong guys- I said to myself.

"And their selfish display in bed pisses me off! They don't care about your needs or desires, they just ram in and out and then collapse on top of you".

I had to voice it out.

"You've been dating the wrong guys", I said, "there are good guys out there".

She smiled at me, shook her head and moved closer to me. I was anticipating a kiss, so I drew closer, trying to position my mouth. Then she asked.

"What's up with you and emon?"

Me and emon? What the hell is she talking about?

"I saw you making out with her at the back seat of her brother's car".

Oh my gooshhh!! She made that call to ibieme, it must be her! Who else would plot such an evil act? This girl could be a psychopath!!! She said she was still in love with emon, could it be that she's been stalking her?

Fear gripped me for a while. Was she stalking us both?

And she conveniently turned out to be living in the hotel I was lodged!

Something was wrong somewhere!

"Honestly. . .", she continued, "my dad doesn't own this guest house".

My heart was about to explode!

She stood up from the bed as she said this. She stood staring at me, and I could see hatred, anger and blood-thirst in those dark eyes of hers.

No one knew where I was. Not even my girl friend, nor ibieme. If anything happens to me here at the room of Margaret. . .

"You really believed that horse-poo". Her cold voice interrupted my thoughts.

"You see, Emon is my only love, and I would do anything to protect her from the hands of selfish men. . ."

She bent down on her side of the bed, pulled up the bed sheet as she reached for something under there. . .

My heart beat was racing fast!
I swallowed hard, I felt something was choking my air path.

What have I gotten myself into? This was a 2-star hotel with no security cameras, what was she reaching for?

What the hell will I do if she turns wild on me with a dangerous weapon?

She brought out my phone which had fallen to her side of the bed and tried handling to me. I couldn't see what it was initially, so I jerked backwards.

"Take it", she said.

"Take it and call Emon".

On seeing the phone, I felt a little bit relaxed. I breathe a sigh of relieve and tried to look calm.

But I was startled. Call her for what? Why does she want Emon to meet her here at her hotel room? What was she planning on doing?

I was still alarmed somehow, watching closely to see if there are more things she could pull out to facilitate the order. She didn't. Rather, her eyes grew colder and sterner. She looked desperate so desperate that the fear started to crawl back to me.

I had to play it cool. There's no way she was going to take no for an answer. She must have made some plane B, and may pull it out if I reject this order.

But what's the worst thing that could happen?

-you don't want to find out, trust me- says that little voice in my mind.

I needed to leave the room first before making any decision. I was at enemy territory and its not an ideal place to be making bargains.
Never underestimate a desperate woman!

"Call her!", her cold voice brought me back to reality.

"Calm down Margaret, that might not be the best idea".
I was trying my best to calm her down and possibly buy some time. So I continued.

"How did you know about me and emon".

I have imagined all the possible scenarios in my mind. I was just asking for the sake of it. I needed her to calm down.

"Call her and tell her to meet you here!". She said coldly.

"But she won't agree to come Margaret. She despises me same way she despises you".

That struck her! The startled look on her face indicated she wasn't aware of what transpired between me, flox, emon, ibi and the family. She must have seen me making out with emon at her brothers car, but that's just it.

Finally, I had seen the perfect escape route. I didn't tell emon the entire story when she asked me what I was doing at the hotel. Now will be the perfect time!

"What do you mean by that", she said.

"You both were together making out at that car, and she invited you to calabar, you guys must be dating or something".

Now I saw the bigger picture! Margaret actually thought I was dating Emon and that I came down to calabar to see her. She must have gotten that perception when she chatted with me at the stadium and I told her I was new at calabar.

I smiled lightly, looked at her and asked her to sit. She did sit down and I told her the full story, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

-so help me God- I said to myself. I hope this sudden revelation will let me off the hook.

She looked a little bit disappointed. Then she managed to ask,

"Flox?"

I didn't understand the question, so I kept silent.

"How did you manage to fu..ckk that wide mouthed girl with poor sense of dressing?".

I wanted to tell her that konji was no respecter of persons, but I kept quite.

"Do you love Emon?", she asked.

"I don't, I told you I had a girlfriend, when I need love, she's always there for me. I just felt attracted to emon, just like you are attracted to your cigarette".

-Addicted was the right word, but how do I explain to her that I am a possible sex addict? How will she understand that the thought of having s'e'x always engulfs my better judgment-

She looked confused and disappointed.

"I thought you guys were dating. His previous boyfriend looks a lot like you, and she has a thing for tall, light skinned guys with broad shoulders".

-she did lean on my shoulders at the cultural centre-

She continued.

"When I saw you both walk into the stadium yesterday for the band practice, I was jealous. I can't explain it but I've never stopped loving emon. I thought you were the new boyfriend. I kept monitoring you, and when you left to watch those at the swimming pool and volleyball, I moved and sat at your spot".

"Why", I asked.

"I don't know. I just wanted emon to notice me. I wanted her to speak to me, to shout at me, slap me, call me names, anything but the cold treatment of indifference she was giving me could be better".

-wow-

She continued.
"You see, when the video incidence happened newly, emon hated me and was angry at me. I was ok with that. Hatred is a form of love, hatred is not the opposite of love. Its just love that has been corrupted, just like a computer program that was corrupted by a virus. What you need is just an antivirus and everything as back to normal. But I started getting bordered when that hatred turned to indifference, now that's the opposite of love".

-you really are intelligent- I thought to myself.

"Have you heard of the basic law of thermodynamics?" She asked, she didn't wait for my response and continued.

"Energy cannot be created nor destroyed, but can only be transformed from one form to another".

-energy is created and lost in nuclear reactors- I said to myself, but I didn't want to burst her bubbles.

"So, the energy -love- she had was corrupted, and turned to hate, another form of energy. I just needed to find some way to fix it, and convert it back to its original form, but I couldn't"

-its all about you, isn't it? You had to make it happen, you had to spoil it, now you have to fix it; control freak!-

"I couldn't find an antivirus for emon", she said looking at me with a look of regret.
"But when I saw you with her, I felt you could be my antivirus".

-yea, right!-

"She came over to our spot at the stadium and didn't even notice me, she just told you it was time to go and walked out".

"I was devastated. But I didn't give up. I was waiting beside her brothers car at the parking lot yesterday night. I wanted to talk to her after the show. Then I saw you open that car, took some things, closed it and sat beside it".

"I watched from afar when she came and you guys started talking. I wanted to use the opportunity to make an appearance, but then you guys went inside the car and started making out. I couldn't stand it, I had to call ibieme anonymously".

"She left before ibi could arrive, but I saw when ibi confronted you, and you walked down the road. I thought you were going back to your hotel room where you were lodged, so I followed you to this place".

-stalker!-

"I came with the hope that emon will join you later, so I waited. When she didn't show up, I payed for this room. I was lucky, the receptionist said it was the only room left".

-i'd be damned!-

She finished her story and I sat motionless.
It touched my heart and I felt for her. I felt she truly loved and cared for emon, she was ready to atone for her mistakes. She just needed an opportunity to make things right. I know how love pushes people to do extreme things, just to protect their relationship.
I just wished there was something I could do to remedy the situation. At least, I can put a smile on someone's face rather than the pains I've been sharing around town lately.

She smiled a little and said to me,
"you were lucky you didn't go back to their house last night. Do you know her dad is a retired police officer?"
"Really?", I asked.
"Yea, a DSP. Just a call and you would have been dead meat. You made the right choice leaving behind your bag".

My bag!

I could get my bag back! Why not? I can call emon to get it for me.
I remembered Margaret's words:

"Emon has a good heart, and can go extra mile to please someone".

I can call her to get my bag, and maybe, try to fix things between this two. Who knows, emon may still want things back the way they were. I could try and unite them. A friend I met at an online forum once made a funny comment;

That sin has been uniting Nigeria sins 1914.

I could unite these two in sin.

I could be their antivirus. . .


I had no plan on how to accomplish this. It could be a wide goose chase for all I care, but I can give it a try. Worst case scenario, she will refuse to come, but there is no harm in trying.

But I had to do this my own way.

"I can call emon for you", I said to her.

The looks on her face changed suddenly. Her eyes was suddenly filled with hope and anticipation.

"You can do that for us?", she asked in enthusiasm.

"Yes", I replied.

Her eyes was glowing. Its either she's deeply in love with emon, or a stalking psychopath. I have to first find out from emon if she's willing to see her, that is, if emon will agree to speak with me.

"But it has to be in my own terms". I told her.
I didn't want her to mess things up with her attitude.

"First, it must not be here. I don't want her to feel we ambushed her".

"Ok", she agreed.

"And", I continued, "you must allow me speak with her first. I have to prepare her mind before you make your appearance".

"Ok". She agreed again.

She must be desperate to see emon. So I had to try my luck, I wanted to get the best of this bargain from a desperate fellow.

"And. . .", I had to chip in, "I might need a little incentive".

"And what could that be", she asked.

"I will be more motivated when I get more of that your sweet ass.

She smiled, moved over to my side of the bed, placed her hand on my chest and said softly.

"You need a motivation, I need a collateral. Deliver emon to me, and you will get more than my ass"

That sounded devilish! Like using emon as a pawn in a chess game. But the thought of fuckin that ass again engrossed me. This time around I will ensure I'm in charge. The thought of what I was going to do to that ass made me pick my phone to call emon.

I dialed her number.

Ring, Ring
Ring, Ring

She didn't pick the call. Margaret was already kneeling on the bed, full of anticipation. She looked disappointed when emon didn't pick.

Damn!

"She didn't pick?", Margaret asked.

"Nope. But don't worry, I will send a text and then call later. The content of my text will make her pick".

"Really?".

"Yea, just leave that to me".

I Sounded so confident, yet I didn't know what I was going to do next.
What will I do now?
What if this didn't work?

My phone rang. It was emon. Margaret was gazing at me, I nodded and told her it was emon.

"Hello emon", I said.

"Goodevening, I saw your missed call",

Her voice was plain and simple. I couldn't read into it. But I continued the conversation.

"Yes, I will be leaving calabar tomorrow morning, I want to see you before I go"

"Why?"
Her voice was still emotionless, plain and simple. Either she's trying so hard to suppress her anger, or she's indifferent about it.

"To clear the air Emon, I need to clear the air". I quoted her text for her, hoping it would work.

"Send me a text, it will be enough to clear the air! Bye".
She was about to hang up on me.

"Wait emon". I didn't hear the phone click. The timer on my phone was still reading. She didn't hang up, at least not yet. So I had to make it worth it, I had to give in my best shot.

"Five minutes emon, just give me five minutes of your time. I've not been myself since last night, I can't talk to ibi or your parents, you are the only one I can talk to. Just hear the nonsense I have to say, then you can turn your back on me".

Did it work? Did she buy it? I sounded so lame. Even Margaret listening to me looked disappointed. It was all my mind could conjure up in a space of those split seconds. There was few seconds of silence at the other end as I was expecting the line to go dead any moment.

"Your bag is still here, I thought you were calling for it".

Yes! Its having an effect, at least a little. Now she's giving me an opportunity to perfect my lines.

"If I ever have an opportunity to ask for a favor emon, it wouldn't be to get my bag back, it would be to spend five minutes with you before going back home".

Now that's more like it! Even Margaret was impressed. But I had to wait a little more to see if she bought it.

"I'm getting ready for the Akon show this night. Call me when you get to stadium". She hung up.

Akon show? Is Akon coming to calabar? Live? Damn! My favorite musician is rocking this city and I was planning on traveling back home. I've been deeply engrossed with events of last night that I didn't keep up with events around town. What else did I miss? Obudu power bike display! Wow! I've been indoors since arriving this town, and I've spent almost all of today indoors with Margaret.

"What did she say? Is she coming here? Talk to me!" He desperate pleas brought my thought back.

"No, she's not coming here. I have to meet her at the stadium".

"Stadium", she asked, "the stadium won't give us the environment to communicate. We need closure".

-Easy girl-

She was right. But I dare not push emon. She might call it off if she smells any ambush.

"Is Akon really coming to calabar this night?", I asked her.
"Yea, I heard nicky minaj was supposed to perform too".

Who cares about that bump you call minaj, Akon is the raw deal, and I dare not miss this show for anything.

"We are going for the show. We will sort things out there".

Between watching Akon perform and keeping my own part of the deal so as to tap that a'r's'e. . .hard choice. I could still do both if I play my card right.

It was already 07:19 pm

We got ready and left the room for the show.
The reception hall of the guest house was filled with people. Loud music was playing and people danced at it. The attendants were busy brandishing plates of assorted food and drinks to customers. Margaret was waiting for the receptionist who was attending to some customers. Later she came to us. Margaret spoke in her native language, and asked me if I was retaining my room for the night. I told her I was, but I needed to get some cash from the Atm first. She spoke again in her native language and we headed out.

We picked a cab to the stadium. Driving through the streets if calabar once again brought in some piece into my mind. The environment was serene, neat and well kept. I noticed that the inhabitants of calabar contribute greatly to the neatness of the environment. There's hardly a roadside trading, most shops in the city are well positioned meters away from the roads. I searched everywhere for litters of sachet water, nylon bags and other major dirts that adorn most Nigerian cities, but I couldn't find any. The roads had sidewalks with good underground drainage. The vegetation was lush as the city is a fine tune of nature and modern architecture.
We passed the Mary-slesor round about, and workers were still busy remodeling it at that time of the night.

"They've been working on that round about for over a week now, 24 hours non-stop", Margaret said.

"And dem no go finish am"
The driver added.
At first I didn't understand what the driver meant by that, but he continued.

"Da(t) yuntion dey spirishual, na why dem no go fi(t) finish am". [With the 'tees' in braces being silent. I noticed that the native calabar tongue hardly pronounces the 't' letter, so its always silent in their dialect].

The driver insisted that the mary-slessor status that was pulled down by the governor angered the gods, and that soon, the gods will revenge.

"Na why the governor sick nau, and later come die".

Which of the governors was he talking about!

"Which governor die?", Margaret beat me to it in asking the question.

"Imoke now. You no no say him don die?"

"For where? Da(t) wan na lie", she insisted.
They argued both in their native language, pidgin and plain english. I heard he was sick, but this was my first time of hearing he was dead. I was aware that people love hearing and spreading bad news, I just hoped it was not true.

But how will it affect the price of garri? I smiled to myself as I reflected on one of the silly comments people make in an online forum I was a member of. Whenever topics they feel doesn't directly affect them is raised, they try to down talk it by asking how it affects the price if garri. It was annoying at first, but later became humorous.

We got to the stadium amidst the crowd waiting in lines to be searched and let in. Margaret was right, this was not an ideal place to have a meaningful conversation. The speakers at the stadium was loud enough to cause a distraction.

Opposite the stadium, was the shopping centre. It looked more reserved. I called emon:

"Where are you?", she asked.

"I'm heading to the shopping centre now, let's meet there".

I went to the shopping centre with Margaret. We found I cool spot and sat there. I told her she will have to wait at another spot. I will beckon on her to come when she's needed. She hesitated for a while, but agreed.
My phone rang, it was Emon.

"I'm at the gate".

"Ok, I will be there in a minute".

I went outside and met her. She was wearing a dinner gown with a scarlet covering her chest and the bare top of her bossom. Its hard not to notice how nice her curves where, the gown complemented her beauty. I tried to behave. She was not the only one I was being careful about, I knew Margaret was watching from somewhere, and if I try anything funny, I might just loose my d''ikk. Its been long overdue!

She was holding a bag by her side, my bag! I was glad she bought them. I bluffed when I told her I prefer to spend minutes with her then asking for my bag. I played cool and the bag didn't matter as I approached her.

I didn't know how exactly to great. I just smiled lightly.

"Thanks for coming emon, let's go inside".

"Why"? She asked? So you can kiss me like Judas and sell me to Margaret for 11 pieces of silver".

Oh my gooooosssshhh!!!


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