11 Lines Guys Use To Get Sex From ladies

1. THE ‘TRUE LOVE’ APPROACH: ‘If you love me, you will let me.’

2.THE LOGICAL APPROACH: ‘I thought we are going to get married’

3.THE BIG SHOT APPROACH: ‘Girls are standing by in line to date me.You are a lucky person, you know’

4.THE SITUATIONAL APPROACH: ‘Everybody is doing it’. ‘Times have changed’

5.THE THREAT APPROACH: ‘If you don’t, I will date some else’

6.THE PROMISE, PROMISE APPROACH: ‘You will not get pregnant.Even if you do, I promise to care for you.We will get married’

7.THE GUILT APPROACH: ‘I am so tensed up I can’t stand it! You led me on. You can’t stop now. I have got to have it!”

8.THE FLATTERY APPROACH: ‘You have such a gorgeous body that I can hardly control myself!’

9.THE ABNORMAL APPROACH: ‘What is the matter with you?Are you frigid or something?’

10.THE SYMPATHY APPROACH: ‘Nobody but you understands me.Everybody is against me.All i need is you to help me, and everything will be ok’ or ‘You poor little girl. Nobody has loved you as I do. Let me show you real love, right now, at the back seat of this car’

11.THE INTELLECTUAL APPROACH: He is an excellent conversationalist who can wow you with phrases and ideas. Here the guy promotes heavy ‘think’ sessions regarding sex. He doesnt ‘do’ anything at first – just get you in the habit of verbalizing sex.

SOUNDS FAMILIAR?….NOW YOU KNOW…BE SINGLE BUT NOT silly.

Boy sends bottle of sperm to girl to declare his love for her. Gets arrested after she mistakes it for moisturiser

Hair raising: Cameron Diaz sports an unusual hairstyle thanks to Ben Stiller in There’s Something About Mary (Picture: Paramount Pictures)

An amorous Nigeria student decided to declare his love for a girl by sending her a bottle of his sperm in a scene reminiscent of Cameron Diaz’s hit movie There’s Something About Mary.
But he was arrested after she mistook the gift for moisturiser, which she applied to her face and promptly called the police.
According to a report in The Sun, besotted Tobe with twitter handle @Towbay, 22, apologised and was forced to pay the teenage girl #30,000 compensation.
The ‘victim’ of his affections, chika, 19, had rubbed half the fluid on to her face before she asked her flatmate why it smelled so strange.
Tobe, said: ‘I love her so much but she didn’t know it and I didn’t know how to tell her, so I did that thinking it was the ultimate way to show love.
‘Now I know I was wrong, but I will find another way.’
In the meantime, she might be advised to avoid any surprise gifts of hair gel.

"A touching love story that 'll make u cry"

10th Grade:-
As I sat there in English class,
I stared at the girl next to me.
She was my so called 'best friend'.
I stared at her long, silky hair,
and wished she was mine.
But she didn't notice me like that,
and I knew it.
After class,
she walked up to me and asked me for
the notes she had missed the day before.
I handed them to her.She said 'thanks'
and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her, I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why. 

11th grade:- The phone rang. On the other end,
it was her. She was in tears,
mumbling on and on about how
her love had broke her heart.
She asked me to come over
because she didn't want to be alone, So I did.
As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her
soft eyes, wishing she was mine.
After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie,
and three bags of chips,
she decided to go home.
She looked at me, said 'thanks'
and gave me a kiss
on the cheek..I want to tell her,
I want her to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why. 

Senior year:-
One fine day she walked to my locker.
"My date is sick" she said,
"hes not gonna go" well,
I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade,
we made a promise that
if neither of us had dates,
we would go together just as 'best friends'.
So we did.
That night, after everything was over,
I was standing at her front door step.
I stared at her as She smiled at me
and stared at me with her crystal eyes.
Then she said- "I had the best time, thanks!"
and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why. 

Graduation:- A day passed, then a week, then a month.
Before I could blink, it was graduation day.
I watched as her perfect body
floated like an angel
up on stage to get her diploma.
I wanted her to be mine-but
she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it.
Before everyone went home,
she came to me in her smock and hat,
and cried as I hugged her.
Then she lifted her head from my shoulder
and said- 'you're my best friend,
thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why. 

Marriage:-
Now I sit in the pews of the church.
That girl is getting married now.
and drive off to her new life,
married to another man.
I wanted her to be mine,
but she didn't see me like that,
and I knew it.
But before she drove away,
she came to me and said 'you came !'.
She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek.
I want to tell her,
I want her to know
that I don't want to be just friends,
I love her but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why. 

Death:-
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin
of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'.
At the service, they read a diary entry
she had wrote in her high school years.
This is what it read:
'I stare at him wishing he was mine,
but he doesn't notice me like that,
and I know it.
I want to tell him,
I want him to know that
I don't want to be just friends,
I love him but I'm just too shy,
and I don't know why.
I wish he would tell me he loved me !
.........'I wish I did too...' 

I thought to my self, and I cried.

DIARIES OF A SEXUALLLLY ACTIVE MIND PART2

"no be small thing o!" Adamawa state is one of the most beautiful places in naija- beautiful landscape (me on holidayz), lofty mountains, wonderful vegetation, friendly people, and drop-dead sexy women(thanks to the absence of shari'ah). The ladies r even sexier than yoruba n itsekiri girls(no offense). As a mix blood(igbo + wafi= 2 of the sharpest nigerians), i no dull myself. Adamawa ladies have large round eyes, wide hips, enormous yansh, big succulent bobbi, beautiful small voices, black thick lustrous hair, an open mind to learn, a frankness bordering on innocence, . They are everything a man would ask for. , I chilled in Yola for a week. In the neighbourhood where i chilled(G.R.A JIMETA) there was a liberian lady whose shop was an extension of her house. I spent no time warming up to she and her sister-in-law(who was one of the first adamawa ladies i met) One good thing about me be say i sabi make people laugh wellu wellu. This is one of the tings whey i dey use catch girls . Ok so i made this Liberian lady (who was herself a fat jolly good fellow herself) and her sister laugh so much. Oh boy! See laugh for her shop that first day. After almost an hour of fun n jokes, we got serious and the Fat jolly madam began telling me about the Liberian civil war n how she survived it and fled to Naija to start a new life. Man! It was sure a gory tale. I stayed till late in the shop that day(11pm). The next day, cos i was lonely(i was the only person staying in the 3bedroom bungalow belonging to a family friend in Yola), my feet led me back to that jolly lady's shop. After chopping 3indomie n one boiled egg n stepping down with iced pure water, my belle begin sweet me again o. Na so i begin open my mouth dey tell joke abt lagos n wafi life. Na so laugh begin again. Yak! Yak! Yak! Everybody begin laugh(the woman's husband dey there sef. Him too dey laugh die). Na im people dey come dey buy things, stay small, laugh, and go. The pretty quiet sister-in-law dey there sef and she dey laugh small small(she is kinda shy). Small time the shop floor come dirty, na so the sister-in-law carry broom begin sweep the shop. Note that all this time, i no too send the lady o cos i was too busy having fun. As the SIL, (Patience) is her name, begin sweep, na so all her bobbi begin show for her low-cut blowse. I no come know wetin carry my eye go there, but staring back at me were wonderful, light-in-complexion, succulent bobbis. Oh boy i quickly remove my eye o, make nobody know say i dey look the lady bobbi. She sweep come my side n the bobby dey just within my arm's reach. Wetin man go do nah? With corner eye, i dey look d 2 half-clad bobbi, with the other corner eye i dey tell my joke without breaking a pause. Na the sight of that bobbi make me do all the things whey i do for adamawa o! Ladies! Una wicked o!So my people, na so everything dey go smoothly. Oh boy! Na so d bobbi come dey glued to my memory. Oh boy as i dey tell my joke dey go, my penpe come dey rise small small cos 3wks of camp life no make me do anything. Na jeans i wear so nobody notice am. Na im my mouth come tire to talk, the jolly lady come put one action film for the dvd whey dey her shop(war flick "jarhead" starring jamie foxx). Na so we dey watch dey go na, the j.lady dey relate the film with the Liberian war. All this time half my mind dey the film n the lady's talk,d other half of my mind dey Patience, who was sitting quietly on a stool, only rising occassionally to attend to customers. Guys, u don notice say na after u don see a girl body part whey supposed dey covered, na that time u go begin become interested? . Na so e do me o. I don dey very interested. After d film finish, i was very drowsy n decided to get some shuteye so i went home n got some sleep. All this time the bobbi still day my mind, and no be only the bobbi. I don notice say patience yansh dey very inviting n her eyes were kinda lovely,nice flat stomach n womanly hips, blah.blah. That evening, my waka waka leg lead me go the shop: 1. To buy my dinner, 2. Patience of course 3. Try to toast her small. Na so i go the shop o. As e go blow for me, the madam don commot go make dinner for the house. Patience dey with d woman small 2yrs old son. As a sharp man, na opportunity be dis n it comes but once. I just dey make d barbie laugh small small, dey take style ask her for her data(fone no., boyfriend,etc). She gave me the number n told me she had a boyfriend(one silly malo boy whey dey come track am sometimes. I send that one? ). Na so i come dey take style dey flatter am small small o. Oh boy! See as she just dey blush. She's shy n quiet but soo pretty n sexy. She no fit even look my face. Thank goodness say na sidon i sidon cos my junior man don dey almost fully erect n was crying for food. I no dey too forward o. I just dey take am cool n suave, the babe just dey happy dey smile. The 2yr old kid was all this while playing with a little puppy of their's named bobby(coincidence ). After i don yarn 4 like 30mins, madam come show but she no suspect anything. Eureka! I got the fone no. at least. So i got her no. n continued my normal routine of joking n jisting. Guys, if u can get a lady's no, then the deed is half done. The phone no. Is very important. Ok, so before i left for the night i bought 300nir celtel (still celtel then) credit from the madam. I hope u all know wot the credit was for. Thank goodness she used celtel as well . That day was like tuesday or wednesday, i cant remember. That night i called her and "made love" to her with the call. The koko of the issue be say i wan make she come visit me for my house the next day but she told me that she couldnt cos she would be very busy. I begged and begged but she still refused o. I went to the shop daily, used my body n eye language when her SIL was around n direct toasting when not around. Omo! The barbie no gree till friday evening when i literally dragged her to my crib. We just stayed outside the compound and chatted n laughed cos she refused to enter inside. (as if she knew my plans ). After like 30mins she stood up to take her leave, i held her hands and asked her if she would come over tomorrow(sat). She replied that she didnt know n dat she would try. My next move was crucial. My j.thomas was stiff n stout bt thank goodness it was quite dark. I touched her cheek n laughed n Hey presto! She didnt shy away but just giggled. I controlled myself n walked her back to her sisters shop. Long story short, i called her that night n followed up. I told her that i needed her to come n help me to cook cos i couldnt(an obvious lie). Around 5 pm d next day she came over n told me that she could stay only for 20mins cos she was busy. Waka uba n ki! Aradu ya buge ki! This saturday was my last day cos i was going to Ganye on monday. She cooked spag n sardine jollof. After cooking she wanted to go n believe me i BEGGED her to join me in the meal until she did. While she was washing by the sink, i acted out the scene i had played over n over in my mind for the past few days. I started rubbing her upper arms which were thankfully bare cos she was on sleeveless. She told me to stop it but she could not really prevent me cos of the soap on her hands. Oh boy! Her body soft die! From there i hugged her from behind n began to nibble her ears. She began to giggle n protest but with a gleeful voice. Guys try this cos it freaks ladies out. na so e be o. I graduate from ear go bobbi o. She don wash plate finish n as man pikin body begin sweet,the barbie come dey remove my hand small small, all the while she was feebly fighting my hands n saying "stop it now" ***, "i want to go home cos my sister wants me im the shop." For my mind i say, "yor father yansh. E don blow for you today." guys if she didnt want it she would have slapped me with her soapy hand n left or removed a knife from the dish rack n chooked me for belle. . Long story short. I managed to get her into my room n started kissing n rubbing her already hard nippples thru her cloth. I remember vividly that while kissing n rubbing d bobbi,anytime i squeezed on the nippple, she stopped kissing me and breathed out deeply thru her mouth. This was soo damn sexy and it turned me on the more. Long story short, she was still feebly protesting when i took off her top n her bra. Damn! Ladies u r beautiful! She didnt have d medium sized bosoms i tot she had after all. She was huge! I dunno if its their bras or woteva ladies to make their breastes look small when they r dressed. But she was huge. Ladies! I repeat u r beautiful- she had large dark aeroelas despite her light coloured skin. Oh boy! Right now my thing dey stand o cos all the memories are coming back. Na im ur guy begin suck n squeeze bobbi o. Let me spare u guys the raunchy details, Or make i talk am? cos the memory dey come back small small. Make talk am? Sorry i go self-service, i mean i go baff. I no self-service o, na just baff i baff only. No self-service-baffing. . ok i go talk d yama yama whey happen. D barbie don dey on heat cos being a medic, i understand the human anatomy n its reactions to stimulus. . She dey kiss me as i dey use one hand press and squeeze bobbi n nippples n the other to rub her half exposed laps(she was wearing a knee-length skirt).All this time she had stopped protesting abt going home. Yeye girl. Ladies eh! Una too dey form! After some time when my j.thomas wan kill me from pressing against my jeans, i commot d trouser fast n remain d boxers. I come commot the j.tho hang am on top the waistband of the boxers. I dey stand while she sidon on top bed. I carry the kini kan and give am make she suck. She no wan even look am she just dey do shy shy turn her face away. I come sidon for bed come dey beg am. Long tori short. She gree give me the beeejay. But she said in sweet small voice, "i dont know how to do it well." trust me, whisperer 1 of amaekpu, Ohafia, ndi igbo nwanne'm. WHISPERER 1 of sapele, warri kingdom: i love bjay pass anything. As d barbie fine reach, na true she talk o! Come see d yeye beeejay whey she dey give me. She just dey do am like all those pornoo actresses. Abeg una, make u no use film learn fuckin o! Na acting dem dey act. DONT make a guy enjoy bjay by trying to swallow the penis. Just use your mouth suck or tickle the penis head n under the head. Thats all you need to do to make a guy cum. She dey use her tongue n teeth give me bjay o. Instead make i enjoy am,the thing dey pain and tickle me gaga o. Oh boy! When i no fit take am again i burst laughter o. The barbie come dey laugh her own shy n embarrassing laugh. See 4k up. No biggie cos nothing spoil. I commot the barbie skirt n pant. She dey very shy o. Na im me sef come commot boxers n shirt o. Na Unclad we come Unclad. See the barbie kpaykus as e hairy die! Na im i begin kiss n suck again. After sometime of kissing n sucking, i put my finger for the kpaykus n begin insert am go the geespot. Guys go for the geespot cos its more lubricated n less irritable than the clitoris. Na im d barbie body begin move small small. I dey finger n at the same time dey suck bobbi. ------------------------------------------------ TO BE CONTINUED